“A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.” –Anonymous
Here’s another recycled and slightly modified post from last year.
I don’t make New Year resolutions because, well…I hate piling guilt on myself. I’ve had many years to get to know me and I’ve learn that no matter how good my intentions are, I will eventually (say in 5 or 10 minutes) break whatever resolution I make. Since I don’t have any of my own to share, I thought I’d pass along some of the funnier ones I found online at NewYearFestival and BellaOnline.
Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my nightdress. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.
I will no longer waste my time relieving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future.
I resolve to work with neglected children—my own.
So many men, so little time. Make more time.
I will remember that life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.
I will remember the Universe is infinite...so when I lose my keys...NOT a surprise!!
I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week.
I will buy lottery tickets at a luckier store.
I will think of a password other than “password.”
Do you make resolutions? Do you usually keep the ones you’ve made? Have you heard other funny ones you’d like to share?
In the words of Oprah Winfrey, “Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.”
Thanks for stopping by.
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